The Ultimate Bathroom Book of Savage Survival & Deadly Nature: Apex Predators, Terrible Advice, and Gruesome Facts That Will Make You Never Leave the House (Unusual Trivia & Crazy Facts)

Know someone who thinks the outdoors are fun? This book will fix that.

Discover 450 terrifying, hilarious, and absolutely real facts about the natural world. These are the things your camping guide will never tell you.

Did you know that...

A grizzly bear runs 30 mph and you cannot outrun it — running just means you die tired? Victorian explorers packed a mahogany writing desk and slippers for an Arctic expedition, while starving to death? There is a parasitic fungus that hijacks an ant's brain, forces it to climb a leaf, and erupts out of its skull? A jellyfish smaller than a grape causes pain so unbearable that victims beg doctors to end their lives? Tourists in Yellowstone used to pose their children next to begging wild bears for snapshots? Inside this book:

Apex Predators and Why You Will Lose — Bite forces, speeds, and matchups you cannot win Historically Terrible Wilderness Advice — Explorers who packed champagne to the North Pole Nature's Assassins — Parasites that hijack brains and wasps that perform live surgery on cockroaches Botanical Betrayals — The tree so toxic that standing under it in the rain gives you chemical burns Completely Useless Woodsman Wisdom — Why everything you know about survival is wrong The Dumbest Ways Humans Have Challenged Nature — Selfies, hot springs, and bear encounters gone wrong Aquatic Nightmares — The ocean is 800 times denser than air and 90% of it is pitch black Geological Temper Tantrums — Lightning five times hotter than the sun and weather that buries towns Horrifying Wilderness Medicine — Why you should never suck a snakebite and how army ants stitch wounds Against All Odds — People who fell from airplanes, crawled 200 miles, and bit pythons to survive Makes a great gift for:

Dad, husband, boyfriend, or brother who loves the outdoors Nature lovers who want the facts the guidebooks leave out Trivia fans who love dark humor and bizarre true stories Anyone who thinks they could survive in the wild (they cannot) The person who is impossible to shop for Why readers love this series:

Each fact takes only one minute to read Perfect for bathroom breaks, campfires, or bedside reading Darkly funny, genuinely educational, and impossible to put down Great conversation starter — or conversation ender Looking for a unique gift for men? A funny gift for dad? A memorable present for the nature lover or outdoor enthusiast in your life? This is the book they never knew they needed.

From the author of The Ultimate Bathroom Book of Forbidden Knowledge and The Ultimate Bathroom Book of Twisted History.

Note: Contains apex predators, venomous parasites, graphic wilderness medicine, and 450 reasons to cancel your camping trip.

Nature is not your friend. Nature is your opponent. Now you will know exactly why.

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