{"product_id":"b0g5ljqy3p","title":"The Worst New Year's Book in the Whole Entire World: A Seriously Silly Story for Kids (Worst World Works™)","description":"\u003cp\u003e⚠️  WARNING:   This  is  the Worst New Year’s Book in the Whole Entire World.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNew Year’s is supposed to be about celebrations, cheers, midnight magic, and new beginnings, right?\u003cbr\u003e\nWrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNameless the Rock does NOT like New Year’s.\u003cbr\u003e\nHe doesn’t like countdowns.\u003cbr\u003e\nHe doesn’t like loud noises.\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd he definitely doesn’t like being trapped in another holiday book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🕛 There’s a talking clock wearing a top hat.\u003cbr\u003e\n🎩 There are party hats that no one looks good in.\u003cbr\u003e\n🍬 Jerry Pumpkins brought “snacks” that are absolutely not snacks.\u003cbr\u003e\n🎉 And the countdown keeps getting louder… even when Nameless tries to escape the book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAll he wants is a quiet evening.\u003cbr\u003e\nMaybe one moment of peace.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut this is New Year’s… and things are only getting louder by the page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eStill—because Joey Acker’s books never behave—a small, unexpected happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eKids can’t stop laughing:\u003cbr\u003e\n🗣️ “My kid shouted the countdown at the book!”\u003cbr\u003e\n🗣️ “This is officially our New Year’s Eve tradition.”\u003cbr\u003e\n🗣️ “Nameless is the funniest grump in children’s books.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYOU’LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE:\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Funny New Year’s stories with ridiculous twists\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Grumpy narrators who never asked to be here\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Talking clocks, falling confetti, and questionable resolutions\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Humor that makes kids AND adults laugh out loud\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Picture books that refuse to take holidays seriously\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ages 3–7\u003cbr\u003e\n• Preschool through 3rd grade\u003cbr\u003e\n• New Year’s Eve read-alouds\u003cbr\u003e\n• Classroom countdown fun\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fans of  The Worst Winter Book  and  The Worst Elf Book\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who knows resolutions rarely last past breakfast\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Worst New Year’s Book in the Whole Entire World  is part of the Entire World Books series—a disastrously funny collection starring Nameless the Rock, who keeps getting pulled into books he definitely didn’t sign up for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo go ahead… click “Add to Cart.”\u003cbr\u003e\n(Unless you’re a talking clock. Then maybe wait until after midnight.)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ANT","offers":[{"title":"Ebook","offer_id":67936990920740,"sku":"YSL38612","price":4.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/2614\/7620\/files\/71oZ7qbxanL._SY1500.jpg?v=1793264334","url":"https:\/\/booktavero.com\/products\/b0g5ljqy3p","provider":"BookTavero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}